Ah, Christmas songs. As festively traditional as buying too much food, spending too much on plastic tat so your friends have ‘something to unwrap’, and yelling at your partner on Christmas Day, ‘get your family OUT of MY kitchen before I mainline ALL the alcohol!!!’. Here are a few pro tips. Give some of that food to your local food bank, donate to charities in lieu of gifts, and give everyone encroaching on your kitchen a job to do. Oh, and stick on this offering from Bradford’s finest. Terrorvision return with their first new material since 2011. And how we have all changed. Musically (and therefore thankfully) these boys have not. And so we are immersed in Tony’s gravelly vocals, a trademark Terrorvision infectious chorus, a stomping rhythm and lyrics that are gonna turn that frown upside down, you Scrooge you. The video’s not too shabby either. Good stuff. And worthy of a place next to Noddy, Roy and all the usual seasonal suspects.